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Monday, November 26, 2007

S-M-R-T

Friend: You weren't at institute.
Me: I know! I hate missing institute because then you miss part of the story.
Friend: You can always read it in the scriptures.
Me: Yeah ... I know ... I mean ...

True story. I can sound like a ditz. But the important thing to remember is that I only sound like one. Truly I'm quite brilliant.

3 comments:

leslie said...

oh please, sure, like you can actually read it in the scriptures. they must have been pulling your leg.

Hot Cup said...

"What are you talking about? It's a shield!"

No, really you are brilliant, most of the time. That's what makes the rare slip-ups so funny. :)

2nd said...

Oh yes, another lovely story of mine. I could probably have a blog dedicated to just those times. It would be like that Jessica Simpson show.